Life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
and wisdom to know when to just reach for the vodka instead.
and then every time it gets close to christmas i reblog the fuck out this one
im awake since quite a while now and my brain hasnt decided yet wether its daytime or nighttime so its going to be some deep house and vodka at 8am
im hella horny i got so used to our mornings he always woke me up wih his boner pressed against my butt and that was hawt oh jeeezz sorey for inappropriateezzz